herm, can you imagine a restaurant advertising "if you want
really bad food, come eat here", so people could appreciate what
they're already getting at home?
hmm... everyone assumes the person is a woman... what if it's a
man... afterall if Bishop saw the "advertisement" in a mens
bathroom stall... We all have heard of what goes on in men's public
bathrooms... lol...
"I have a brand new MacBook Air 80 GB SSD and gambling debts to
pay. Will sell for $1000 if you can pay in cash right away. Call me
any time, day or night! -James"
@cybette is right, what's
with the business model obsession? although if it was a men's loo i
suspect an exboyfrined of some sort... still a nice touch. in one
of my local pubs there's a writing on the toilet doors saying 'men
stealing b*tch (phone number). people just luck sophistication
these days
argh, wrong number. @bishop, as i was saying, a blowjob is
a blowjob is a blowjob, mouths don't change much on the inside (at
least not as a function of the owner's sex).
@whatleydude: You
never answered my (more on-topic than the rest of this thread)
question about what VoIP service you are using for the number
extension to the UK.
45 comments so far
No problem.. Anytime.
7 months, 3 weeks ago by Monadi.
What do you want us to call you? @whatleydude
7 months, 3 weeks ago by krazykritter.
Hmm... Anytime? Do we need a particular reason... Can we write the number on a bathroom wall?
7 months, 3 weeks ago by shika.
I'm weird, i like the guy to call me first :)
7 months, 3 weeks ago by CaffeineJunky.
I'm just sharing! :p
7 months, 3 weeks ago by whatleydude.
mahahahahahaha... i know several bathroom walls that collect this sort of stuff ;)
7 months, 3 weeks ago by overpills.
FOR A GOOD TIME CALL WHATLEY
7 months, 3 weeks ago by Bishop.
Never has a truer word been said...
7 months, 3 weeks ago by whatleydude.
you cheese! can't believe you said that :)
7 months, 3 weeks ago by overpills.
At least it wasn't what I saw on a bathroom wall in Florida last week: "FOR A REALLY BAD BLOWJOB CALL..."
7 months, 3 weeks ago by Bishop.
What's the tech behind this? I presume some VoIP service forwarding to you in the UK?
7 months, 3 weeks ago by CAW.
@bishop LOL!
7 months, 3 weeks ago by pfig.
@romek; I was wondering that too. I decided that whoever it was, had to have some redeeming qualities to make up for the really bad blowjob...
7 months, 3 weeks ago by Bishop.
E.g., what she lacks in skill, she makes up for in endurance?
7 months, 3 weeks ago by Bishop.
it's for guys to appreciate what they are already getting from their wives / girlfriends etc.
7 months, 3 weeks ago by cybette.
herm, can you imagine a restaurant advertising "if you want really bad food, come eat here", so people could appreciate what they're already getting at home?
i don't see the business case for that.
7 months, 3 weeks ago by pfig.
My! What a tangled weave this thread has woven... Lol!
7 months, 3 weeks ago by Dandandan.
hmm... everyone assumes the person is a woman... what if it's a man... afterall if Bishop saw the "advertisement" in a mens bathroom stall... We all have heard of what goes on in men's public bathrooms... lol...
7 months, 3 weeks ago by shika.
I can imagine a restaurant review: "The food at this place is really horrible. But at least the portions are generous!"
7 months, 3 weeks ago by Bishop.
@pfig: not everything has to have to have a business case. there are somethings in the world that just doesn't make sense.
7 months, 3 weeks ago by cybette.
I've known... Aside from reading and replying while driving, this is better then talk radio and comedy on xm combined!
7 months, 3 weeks ago by Dandandan.
that's crazy talk :>
7 months, 3 weeks ago by pfig.
No who will be the first to post on Craig's List?
"I have a brand new MacBook Air 80 GB SSD and gambling debts to pay. Will sell for $1000 if you can pay in cash right away. Call me any time, day or night! -James"
;)
7 months, 3 weeks ago by zacharye.
@shika: There really wasn't enough room in this mens room for anything like that! It was tiny!
And what disturbs me is that my Dad took me to this place and said it's one of his regular bars!
7 months, 3 weeks ago by Bishop.
Well, at least I think those were women down at the other end of the bar...
7 months, 3 weeks ago by Bishop.
@cybette is right, what's with the business model obsession? although if it was a men's loo i suspect an exboyfrined of some sort... still a nice touch. in one of my local pubs there's a writing on the toilet doors saying 'men stealing b*tch (phone number). people just luck sophistication these days
7 months, 3 weeks ago by overpills.
argh, wrong number. @bishop, as i was saying, a blowjob is a blowjob is a blowjob, mouths don't change much on the inside (at least not as a function of the owner's sex).
7 months, 3 weeks ago by pfig.
@bishop yeah, but those variations exist regardless of the sex of the giver.
7 months, 3 weeks ago by pfig.
lmao @Romek.... probably depends on which category you fit in... The Good, The Bad or The Ugly.....
7 months, 3 weeks ago by shika.
lol @Shika... Touche
7 months, 3 weeks ago by zacharye.
@romek... Exactly what i said... Lol...
7 months, 3 weeks ago by Dandandan.
From giving out numbers to talking about blow jobs. And no, not all blowjobs are equal.
7 months, 3 weeks ago by CaffeineJunky.
I just want to call Whatley with my sexiest voice now and say "how you doing"?
7 months, 3 weeks ago by CaffeineJunky.
@Caffeine...Ha ha! He'd never leave his hotel room!
7 months, 3 weeks ago by Dandandan.
@Dan...thanks man!
7 months, 3 weeks ago by CaffeineJunky.
@CJ Too late - been there, done that... ;)
7 months, 3 weeks ago by zacharye.
Now James is gonna get people calling asking him "So are you the one that gives really bad blowjobs that I read about on the Internuts?"...
7 months, 3 weeks ago by CAW.
Then call already....
7 months, 3 weeks ago by whatleydude.
@whatleydude: You never answered my (more on-topic than the rest of this thread) question about what VoIP service you are using for the number extension to the UK.
7 months, 3 weeks ago by CAW.
Phone numbers slip quickly through the tubes!
7 months, 3 weeks ago by Bishop.
Especially when connected to blowjobs!
7 months, 3 weeks ago by Bishop.
I'd be interested in a service that would read all this to me while i'm driving.. Jaiku at it's best ;)
7 months, 3 weeks ago by overpills.
OMG, next step from "smile to stranger on a bus" is "lauhg loud alone on bus". Mission completed.
7 months, 3 weeks ago by map.
One of the best thread in Jaiku, any more input? :D
7 months, 3 weeks ago by chelx.
@ana, hey, great idea, maybe it could call your cell phone and read each jaiku to you and let you dictate a response. :D
7 months, 3 weeks ago by Bishop.